Hail to the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Non è un gioco di ruolo. Non è un nuovo platform per PC o per PS3. Non è un libro. Non è nulla di quello che potreste immaginare in prima battuta.

E per favore, non bestemmiate. Insomma, stiamo pur sempre parlando del mio nuovo credo religioso!

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Per chi di voi non lo sapesse (nessuno, credo) da pochi giorni mi piace presentarmi come Pastafariano. Abbraccio appieno questa nuova religione, il Pastafarianesimo appunto, giovane e frizzante, ma al tempo stesso con validissime basi teologico-scientifiche. Il nostro dio è il Flying Spaghetti Monster. I dogmi della fede sono molto puntuali e si possono riassumere in questa lista:

  1. Il Flying Spaghetti Monster ha creato la Terra e la vita e le leggi dell’evoluzione che metteranno alla prova le nostre conoscenze scientifiche
  2. Il Flying Spaghetti Monster è invisibile, attraversa la materia, e modifica volontariamente le datazioni al Carbonio-14 degli scienziati per modificare le nostre credenze sul nostro passato
  3. La temperatura media terrestre è inversamente proporzionale al numero di pirati presenti sul globo. Questi sono diminuiti e il riscaldamento globale ha iniziato a dare i suoi frutti.

Diversamente da altre religioni che invadono la libertà dei propri fedeli, il Pastafarianesimo non propone comandamenti, ma solo alcuni consigli chiamati anche gli “8 preferirei veramente che non facessi” (in inglese, The Eight “I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts”).

Il discorso è un po’ più complesso di come lo sto presentando, in realtà. Se volete ve ne parlerò in modo più approfondito.

Tanto lo so già che non volete. Ah ah ah …

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