Gnegnere

Prima il titolo di Dottore, a breve il titolo di Ingegnere. Alla Fantozzi, Dott. Ing. … Con l’orale di ieri mattina ho infatti concluso la lunga serie (50+) di esami legati all’università. Esame di Stato: passato.

Un breve riepilogo delle varie prove:

  1. Prima prova scritta: un tema con svolgimento abbastanza libero, incentrato sulle tecnologie hardware per l’immagazzinamento dei dati. Un po’ mi ha fatto storcere il naso, ma sempre meglio di niente.
  2. Seconda prova scritta: un tema simile al precedente, come modalità, ma incentrato sul calcolo distribuito in generale e sulle strategie di progettazione di sistemi che lo implementano. Già meglio del primo, ma secondo me troppo vago e male definito.
  3. Terza prova scritta: la famigerata prova di progettazione. C’era da scegliere tra progettare un sistema informatico per gestire un parcheggio oppure svolgere un compito di controllistica su un sistema massa-molla con generatore elettrico di traino. Io naturalmente ho scelto la seconda, memore dei mille mila corsi di automazione che ho fatto (Simone, ne sai qualcosa?). Molto meglio degli altri due, 8 ore di pura tortura!
  4. Prova orale: la prova più insulsa delle quattro. Cinque minuti di chiacchierata con Barili e Magni (Paolo, il finto papà di Laura). Quattro minuti e mezzo di risate. Mi hanno chiesto solo del mio lavoro e niente più, salvo una domanda a bruciapelo di Barili su Basilea II. Fine. La cosa più ridicola di questo mondo.

Soddisfatto di aver passato l’esame, un po’ meno per come è stata gestita la cosa.

Altra pecca del sistema: il costo. Ci sono voluti 250 euro per poter sostenere l’esame, di cui 50 allo Stato e 200 all’Università di Pavia. Semplicemente ridicolo, considerando le condizioni in cui abbiamo svolto gli esami. Altri soldi verranno sganciati per ottenere una copia del diploma (a quanto pare per avere l’originale ci voglio anni!), altri ancora per iscriversi all’Albo degli Ingegneri … Soldi in fumo, praticamente.

Però poi potrò farmi chiamare gnegnere! Fico, no???

1.480 thoughts on “Gnegnere

  1. Thanks for your entire effort on this website. My mom take interest in setting aside time for research and it is simple to grasp why. My partner and i hear all concerning the powerful method you render vital ideas via the web site and as well welcome contribution from other people about this matter plus our favorite girl is in fact learning a great deal. Take advantage of the remaining portion of the new year. You’re carrying out a pretty cool job.

  2. Hey, I think your website might be having browser compatibility issues. When I look at your blog in Safari, it looks fine but when opening in Internet Explorer, it has some overlapping. I just wanted to give you a quick heads up! Other then that, very good blog!

  3. Very good written story. It will be helpful to anyone who employess it, as well as me. Keep doing what you are doing – looking forward to more posts.

  4. Hi! I know this is sort of off-topic however I needed to ask. Does running a well-established blog like yours require a lot of work? I’m completely new to writing a blog but I do write in my journal every day. I’d like to start a blog so I will be able to share my personal experience and thoughts online. Please let me know if you have any ideas or tips for new aspiring blog owners. Appreciate it!|

  5. Thank you a lot for providing individuals with remarkably remarkable possiblity to read articles and blog posts from here. It’s usually very pleasurable and packed with a great time for me and my office mates to search your web site on the least three times per week to read through the new guidance you will have. And definitely, I’m also usually pleased concerning the cool tactics you give. Selected 2 facts in this article are unequivocally the very best we have had.

  6. Thank you a lot for providing individuals with such a nice opportunity to read from this blog. It’s always so lovely and packed with amusement for me and my office fellow workers to visit the blog at the least three times in one week to find out the fresh issues you have. Not to mention, I’m at all times happy with your brilliant things you give. Some 3 ideas on this page are unequivocally the simplest I have had.

  7. Thank you a lot for providing individuals with an extraordinarily nice opportunity to read critical reviews from this blog. It’s always so useful and full of a good time for me personally and my office fellow workers to visit the blog at the least 3 times in one week to find out the latest issues you will have. And lastly, I am just always pleased for the powerful creative ideas served by you. Some 2 facts in this article are definitely the most beneficial I have had.

  8. Hiya very nice web site!! Man .. Excellent .. Superb .. I will bookmark your website and take the feeds additionally? I am glad to seek out numerous helpful information here within the put up, we want work out more strategies on this regard, thank you for sharing. . . . . .|

  9. I enjoy you because of all your valuable effort on this web site. Betty takes pleasure in going through research and it’s really obvious why. We hear all of the powerful medium you give priceless thoughts on this web site and in addition welcome participation from website visitors on the concept while my princess has always been discovering a whole lot. Take advantage of the remaining portion of the new year. You are always doing a great job.

  10. I precisely had to appreciate you yet again. I’m not certain the things I would’ve tried in the absence of the opinions shown by you about such a area of interest. It became a real troublesome crisis for me personally, however , being able to view a new specialised form you treated it took me to jump with fulfillment. I’m just happier for the assistance and in addition trust you comprehend what a powerful job your are getting into instructing the others by way of a site. I am certain you’ve never come across any of us.

  11. The very crux of your writing while sounding reasonable at first, did not work well with me after some time. Somewhere throughout the paragraphs you actually managed to make me a believer unfortunately only for a short while. I however have got a problem with your jumps in assumptions and you would do well to help fill in all those breaks. In the event that you actually can accomplish that, I could undoubtedly end up being amazed.

Lascia un commento

Il tuo indirizzo email non sarà pubblicato. I campi obbligatori sono contrassegnati *